Choose your favourite means of transport

• 2 367 km 78 d
•   At some point, turn right;
•   Then straight on;
•   Turn left before it’s too late;
•   Cut yourself into 2;
•   Do whatever you like;
•   Continue straight on for 700kms;
•   Do a U-turn because it’s not the right way;
•   Resuming your journey, go straight on for 680km;
•   Fill the tank up;
•   Take the direction you want;
•   ... Try not to arrive late!

• 943 km 2,76 d
•   Get on the bus;
•   Don’t forget to pay the fare to the driver, he has no sense of humour;
•   Try not to tell your fellow travellers too many bad things about your mother- in-law;
•   Have a little sleep;
•   If you are hungry, make a few pancakes discreetly at the back of the bus;
•   If the driver gets angry about the pancakes, say it’s for your mother-in-law, it usually does the trick;
•   Digest your pancakes;
•   Get ready to arrive by putting on mask and snorkel;
•   Glub glub glub glub.

• 5 208 km 824 d
•   Go straight on;
•   Cut the road;
•   Turn left 9 times;
•   Crawl for 38kms;
•   Put on a mask and a snorkel to cross the river. The bridge is under repair;
•   Hesitate before turning right;
•   Hop for 1623kms;
•   Continue straight on for as far as you can;
•   Take a final turn on the left.
  ...or on the right.

• 47 208 km 1/2 h
•   Dont forget to go to the loo before setting off;
•   Put on the diving suit any way you can;
•   Fasten the belt properly;
•   Do NOT think about the 1730 tons of highly explosive fuel you are sitting on;
•   Normally...the landing is smooth. But take a few plasters with you all the same.

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